Rudy "Petty" Giuliani

Good thing he's imploding.

NYTimes: In Matters Big and Small, Crossing Giuliani Had Price

This sentence, about Richard L. Murphy, a man whose reputation Rudy bludgeoned to take the heat off a scandal in his own administration, could end most of the Rudy-Gets-His-Man-or Woman stories in the article:

But Mr. [fill-in-the blank]’s professional life was wrecked.