I Am Touched

John "Great Orange Satan" Boehner just regretfully told George Stephanopoulos that he is sacrificing his longheld beliefs in the free market.

To give his rich campaign contributors $700,000,000,000. Wow, what a sacrifice.

I am touched. Truly touched. In the fucking wallet touched.

Spineless Media

I am watching George Stephanopoulos interview Hank Paulsen.

I wonder, where is the room where TV journalists go to have their spines removed before they can appear on TV?

Is there a room somewhere littered with the vertebrae of the media?