Saturday, March 03, 2007

That Must Be Some Coffee Can!

This paragraph leaped out at me from an article in today's Boston Globe:

DiCenso pleaded not guilty yesterday to a host of drug and weapons charges in Chelsea District Court. Police said the raid at his house on Thursday netted 1.5 kilograms of cocaine, enough for 53 single-ounce sales, stashed in a can filled with coffee grounds, two machine guns, three handguns, and a thick wad of cash.

Must have been one of those industrial size cans. Machine gun sized. Ah, the lost art of punctuation.


Anonymous said...

Eats shoots and leaves.

Mike said...
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