I'm sure you read this latest Multiple Choice Mitt claim last week. First he said his dad George Romney marched with Martin Luther King. Then it turned out that the Mittwit had claimed to march with Martin Luther King himself!
"My father and I marched with Martin Luther King Jr. through the streets of Detroit."
Boston Herald, 1978 interview (as reported by the Boston Globe)
The Mittwit was forced to admit this was not true. (He didn't admit the lie himself; he had his campaign put out a statement: 'Yesterday, Romney spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom acknowledged that was not true. "Mitt Romney did not march with Martin Luther King," he said in an e-mail statement to the Globe.') So Multiple Choice Mitt has been a liar for decades.
On hearing the news about him claiming George marched with MLK (we hadn't heard of the Herald interview yet) my brother & I began texting each other. My brother is a better texter than me and actually spells things write (Freudian slip!) & uses capitals and punctuation.
me: & mittwit's dad marched w/ m l king - not. pathological liar
BRO: That dude will say ANYTHING to get elected
me: he's big papi's father
BRO: Paul Revere changed his name from Romney
me: planted landmines while in france
BRO: Personally tore down the Berlin wall
me: built great wall of china
BRO: Spent a decade ministering to untouchables in Calcutta
me: son of god
BRO: Freed the slaves
me: will turn hillary to pillar of salt
BRO: Once escaped from chains and straitjacket and locked trunk submerged beneath frozen river.
BRO: Invented light bulb one morning, hypothesized theory of relativity that afternoon, cured polio that night.
me: ascended to heaven afterward
BRO: Planning to come again in glory to judge the living and the dead; also making longer-term plans for "kingdom that has no end"
BRO: Wrote the Magna Charta, built the pyramids, mapped the human genome, invented astroturf
me: mittwit invents fake grass - perfect
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