Thursday, May 25, 2006

Kenny Boy: Guilty, Guilty, Guilty....


....guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty guilty, guilty for Ken Lay in a Texas courtroom today. Must have been agonizing to listen to that verdict, although he was found not guilty of nine charges. His cothief Jeffrey Skilling was convicted of all six counts again him.

I guess Daniel Petrocelli couldn't find Andrew Fastow's Bruno Magli shoes.

WaPo: Jury Convicts Enron's Skilling and Lay


Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect millions of dollars. Do not manipulate the California energy market. Do not give money to George W. Bush.

Update: Actually, Bush's pal Kenny Boy was guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty; it was Skilling who was convicted on 19 of 28 counts. The original media reporting was wrong, and I didn't catch it; sorry!

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