I Think Your Clock Is Fast

I received this in email:

CLOCKS

A man died and went to Heaven and
standing at the Pearly Gates,
saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands
on your clock move."

"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St.
Peter. "The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible", said the man. "And whose
clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abraham
told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's
using it as a ceiling fan."