9. When Fitzgerald's investigation begins to focus on Cheney, he resigns for health reasons. Condi appointed Vice President, Stephen Hadley appointed National Security Advisor.
Then I woke up this morning to these headlines:
Cheney Hospitalized, Then Released
Cheney Briefly Hospitalized Monday Morning
I began to feel power coursing through my fingertips....
Well, not really. The doctors' diagnosis is that
he was retaining fluid because of medication he was taking for a foot problem.
Cheney diagnoses himself differently:
"I'm a little hobbled-up today," Cheney joked to workers Friday at a Harley-Davidson factory in Kansas City, Mo., where he was highlighting upturns in the economy. "I don't usually carry a cane, but (Defense Secretary) Don Rumsfeld has been chewing on my ankles."
From the AP article, this is the funniest part:
Cheney, who has not suffered a heart attack since he became vice president in 2001, began a daily exercise program in 2000 and started eating healthier.
Cheney exercises daily? I can't stop laughing.
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