Too funny not to reprint

I wasn't going to comment on the arrest of Jeb Bush's drunken son John, but Roger Ailes (the good one) nails it. Go to the original post for photo & links.

Grand Old Police Blotter: Idiot Son of An Asshole Edition

Officers said he intoxicated [sic] and could have posed a danger to himself and others, said TABC Captain David Ferrero.

The family biography, in one sentence.