Friday, August 22, 2008

How Many Cars Does It Take To Get A Cup of Coffee?

For John McCain, the answer is nine (9). That's pretty close to the number of house he owns!

McCain, who huddled with advisors at his desert compound in Sedona, Ariz., said nothing in public. A nine-car motorcade took him to a nearby Starbucks early in the morning, where he ordered a large cappuccino. McCain otherwise avoided reporters.

And John McCain doesn't drink coffee. He drinks cappuccino. Isn't that French? Didn't we rename French Fries 'Freedom Fries' in the House cafeteria in 2003? Maybe he should rename his favorite coffee drink Freedom Coffee.

Yes, I admit to a certain glee in pouncing upon Mr. I'll Run a Respectful Campaign.

Every patriotic American needs a set of 8 or 9 or 10 keys to remind McCain of how many houses he owns!

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