Thursday, May 11, 2006

Bugman To Self-Exterminate June 9th

Taking his tiny penis with him, Tom Delay has announced he is resigning his Congressional seat as of June 9th. He claims to be leaving 'to pursue new opportunities to engage in the important cultural and political battles of our day'; of course, we know that he must get to work at the corporate trough, sucking in as much money as he can so he can pay his [CAUTION; pdf link] very expensive lawyer , Dick DeGuerin. Ironically, DeGuerin is the kind of lawyer DeLay has been trying to put out of business for years with his assaults on the rights of criminal defendants. A worthy transfer of assets.

Raw Story: DeLay notifies Speaker of the House he will resign June 9

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