Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Pervert Alert -- Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Hasn't the Department of Homeland Security ever heard of background checks? Of course, they are part of the Bush Administration, so their greatest characteristic is Bush's: incompetence.

Incompetent perverts, it seems.

Pervert #1:

Brian Doyle, Deputy Press Secretary, Department of Homeland Security. (photo via

Here's the Washington Post's evolving take on the creepy story of the deputy press secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, arrested while soliciting a 14-year-old girl online. Well, he thought he was sending web porn to a 14-year-old girl, but it was really an undercover detective in Polk County, Florida. Ewwwwwwww.

Yesterday, 2:43 p.m.:
Homeland Security aide suspended after sex sting

Today's paper:
DHS Spokesman Is Accused of Soliciting Teen Online

Straight from Reuters, 12:49 a.m. last night:
Homeland Security official arrested in sex sting

8:11 a.m. this morning, an AP story, but who would call sending porn to a 14-year-old 'seduction'? Ewww.
DHS Official Charged in Online Seduction

Latest headline, with his attorney's spin that he is depressed -- because of the death of two siblings. I think he's depressed he got caught.
DHS Official Charged With Soliciting Minor Online

Pervert #2:

Frank Figueroa, special agent in charge of the Tampa office of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the law enforcement arm of the Department of Homeland Security.

The former head of the Department of Homeland Security’s program targeting child predators (Operation Predator) was himself a child predator. Today he plead guilty to exposing himself and masturbating in front of a 16-year-girl in the food court of a mall. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Former Top DHS Child Porn Official A Sex Criminal?

More child sex troubles at DHS.

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