Friday, April 07, 2006

Conspiracy Theory

From Overheard in New York, Carl Everett visits the Museum of Natural History in drag:

Yeah, Famous Like...Um...

Chick: I know you'll think I'm crazy, but I just don't believe that dinosaurs ever existed.
Guy: What? Well, where do you think those dinosaur bones come from?
Chick: People just make them and put them in the ground and then dig them up so they will be famous.
Guy: I can't believe you're serious.

--Museum of Natural History

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