From Science & Politics, via Blog My Soul (Ruminations of a Lutheran Cleric), via helenann hartley:
Cliff Notes for Christians
The Bible in 50 Words:
God made, Adam bit, Noah
arked, Abraham split, Joseph
ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked,
Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued,
people walked, sea divided,
tablets guided, promise landed,
Saul freaked, David peeked,
prophets warned, Jesus born,
God walked, love talked, anger
crucified, hope died, Love rose,
Spirit flamed, Word spread, God
remained.
Like the real Bible, no mention of my people. Where da women at? At least if we're pretty & white, CNNMSNBCBS, et al, will be looking for us.
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