Headline of the Day: All Your Mariano Rivera Are Belong To Us

Boston Red Sox's Coco Crisp hits a two-run triple off New York Yankees pitcher Mariano Rivera in the ninth inning of their baseball game at Fenway Park in Boston, Friday, April 20, 2007. The Sox won 7-6. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)
Surviving Grady: All Your Mariano Rivera Are Belong To Us

Take that, all my Yankee-loving relatives.