It's Hard to Keep Up

From Overheard in New York:

All I'm Going to Say Is That the First One Is Free

Old JAP: Alan, I'm thinking about upgrading my phone. I hear good things about the Blackberry, but will that be compatible to send emails to my friends with Crackberries?

Alan: Ummm, I'm not going to bother explaining, but yes, they are compatible.

--Kosher pizza place