The Beast 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2004
I would have left off Ben Affleck -- his movies suck, but he's harmless -- and substituted Torture Guy, aka Alberto Gonzales.
But the guy he's going to replace made the list:
8. John Ashcroft
Crimes: Promoting sexual shame, writing and singing alarmingly jingoistic and terrible songs, flattening constitutional protections, detaining brown people at will without charges or counsel, pretending to be a patriot, and intentionally ignoring terrorism in his pre-9/11 tenure.
Smoking Gun: Put a fucking curtain up to cover a naked breast on a statue. A statue.
Punishment: Only heterosexual judge on the supreme court in 2035.
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