Saturday, September 03, 2005

Justice Rehnquist Has Died

Supreme Court Chief Justice Rehnquist Dies

May he rest in peace. Cancer is an awful thing.

Justice Rehnquist, the original legal oxymoron. Now we have Clarence Thomas who makes him look like a conservative piker.

Fox, CNN, Headline News, & MSNBC have all suspended their coverage of Lake George where more than 10,000 American citizens lie dead to report on this breaking news. Is there any truth to the rumor that Karl Rove did him in to get pictures of the disaster in New Orleans off the TV screens?

My heart sinks for my country. Bush gets to appoint another Supreme Court justice.

1:25 a.m. update: Steve Gilliard says, "Well, at least he wasn't eaten by alligators."

He didn't die in New Orleans.

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