Why Did He Have to be a Lawyer?

Another for the "Incredibly Bad Boss" file. Too bad the jerk is a lawyer. Why couldn't he be an insurance adjuster, or a banker?

Ketchup Spill Sets Off Lawyer-Secretary Feud
E-Mails Over Dry-Cleaning Bill Become the Talk of London's Legal Circles

The E-Mail Exchange

"Dear Jenny, I went to the dry-cleaners at lunch and they said it would cost four pounds to remove the ketchup stains. If you could let me have the cash today that would be much appreciated."
-- Lawyer Richard Phillips

"With reference to the email, I must apologize for not getting back to you straight away but due to my mother's sudden illness, death and funeral I have had more pressing issues than your four pounds. Obviously your financial need as a senior associate is greater than mine as a mere secretary."
-- Secretary Jenny Amner

Yes, he was dunning her for his stupid puny dry cleaning bill while she was out for her mother's funeral. Selfish bastard.